Put the kids in the fridge.

Below is an email trail of a conversation I had today. While Kathi is in Florida for a funeral, I have been in a hurry working and trying to give Chloe attention, . This email clearly shows I am not sane..

>>>Friend>>>
I left eggs on your desk. if you're not here I'll put them in the frig down on your end of the hall...let me know.

>>>James>>>
I am at home, Kathi's grandmother died and I am trying to figure out what to do with the kids for the next 3 days, can you put them in the fridge? THANKS

>>>Friend>>>
Who, the kids? Read your message over, that sentence is too funny.
I'm sorry about Kathi's grandmother.

Kodak Gallery Slide Features

Slide show feature finally in Kodak Gallery.... KINDA. They make you link to slide.com, here is a test slide show.

Here is what they call a fun picture, you can add "Stickers and text" to a picture uploaded in the gallery.

Beaver

We signed up for Play School Disney. For $30 a year you get access to online games, educational stuff, and printed crafts for the kids. The cool part is the computer games are full screen with no ads and each week it is refreshed with new content.

Here is a craft we printed out and made. I was all excited to make this damn thing, took me forever to cut it out. When I was done the kids could care less. But hey, I was proud of my red beaver....

Jesus and Santa

We were coming home from church tonight and Stephen mentioned he knew why Santa Clause was magic. He said that "Santa must know God because only God gives magical powers out. Santa and Jesus must know God and thats why they are magic. Did you know that Jesus is the only person to ever come back from the dead.."

He seems to have a fascination on where God lives and even told Chloe he punished people and sent a bad storm. Chloe's stomach was hurting around the same time and she cried out "God put a storm in my belly!!!"

OK, so how in the heck do you explain this to a 5 year old and 3 year old. I did what any mature self respecting parent would do. I laughed!

I think I am gonna pray tonight that God does not put a storm in my belly. That could be a good country song.